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A 75 year old man goes to the doctor for a check up

Doctor: “You’re doing fairly well for your age.”
Patient: “You think I’ll live to be 80?”
Doctor: “Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?”
Patient: “No, I’ve never done either.”
Doctor: “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”
Patient: “No, red meat is unhealthy!”
Doctor: “Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, such as playing golf?”
Patient: [...]

Why girls don’t fart

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The history of the music video

Fail Compilation

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C. S. I.

A selection of celebrity wardrobe malfunction

Cartoon without words

44 Facts to entertain you

In Kentucky, 50 percent of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during W.W.I.
Einstein couldn’t speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
About a [...]

Angry robber complains to restaurant about lack of loot

An armed robber who help up a fast food restaurant in the US was so disappointed with the amount he got away with that he phoned the restaurant twice to complain.

A Wendy’s restaurant: probably not work the hassle of robbing
The man robbed a Wendy’s restaurant in Atlanta, Georgia on Saturday night, [...]

Ghost Town…..Bodie California

Bodie ghost town on the eastern slope of the Sierra Nevada mountain range in Mono County, California, United States, about 75 miles (120 km) southeast of Lake Tahoe, at an elevation of 8369 feet (2550 m).
Gold was discovered in 1859 by prospector Wakeman S. Bodey, who the town was named after. Bodey [...]

Honey pie (NSFW)

Honey Pie from California is a place. on Vimeo.
quote [Her lips are full and pink. Her teal green eyes are intense and inviting. Her black eyeliner accentuates her high cheekbones and her strawberry hair complements her light African skin. Her metallic halter dress holds her supple thighs and pushes on her round [...]

Interesting facts about sex

Girls in mens underwear

I can’t stop watching this

I’m Fat

The naughty jokes

Wife asks husband,  “How many women have you slept with?”  Husband proudly replies,  “Only you, Darling – With all the others, I was  wide awake!
A young guy goes into a bar and watches two attractive girls for a while before going up and offering to buy them a drink. One of [...]

Man sings song to sharks for some reason

When someone told Andy Brandy Casagrande IV he could go swimming with sharks, he thought they said singing.
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV sings The Great White Shark Song to a Great White Shark (not sure how he sings with the mouthpiece in, but hey) National Geographic producer and underwater cinematographer Andy – a [...]

The best body art collection ever

What is Love?

This is from one of those e-mails that just keep circulating. Not sure where it really comes from, but it sure is cute how kids understand love better than any of us.
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?” The [...]

Life sentence for Barnet man Andrew Gaffney

Life sentence for Barnet man Andrew Gaffney who murdered partner Maria Colaco in ‘brutal, cowardly and merciless attack’ at her Whetstone flat on New Year’s day
Former bookmakers boss Andrew Gaffney, of Richmond Road, Barnet, was found guilty yesterday at the Old Bailey of the murder of 50-year-old grandmother, Maria Colaco
A FATHER-of-four [...]

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