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Spelling Quiz

Man or Woman

Test your power of deduction.
In each of the following photos try to guess which member of the couple is a girl and which is a guy.
The correct answers are at the bottom.

It was a trick question….all of them are guys.
These pictures are taken from the MissLadyboy Pageant in Thailand.

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move.
“Father?” asked the boy.
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t [...]

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after it finishes college.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable [...]

A riddle

Highlight the space between the asterisks & the Riddle Answer will appear…

What are the next four letters in this series:
Y Y H L Y E Y T ….
* R R R R
The series is made by taking the last letter of each month of the year in order.
The next 4 months are septembeR [...]

Very interesting

Can you name the most commonly used words in the English language?
(I got 63 not bad I suppose)
Click here to have a go

A riddle

A doctor and his son are critically injured in a car wreck.
The doctor is taken to one hospital for surgery.
The son is taken to a different hospital for his surgery.
The doctor performing the surgery on the son looks at the boy and says,
“I cannot perform the surgery on this boy. He is [...]

A riddle

What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?

A riddle

Take away my first letter; take away my second letter; take away all my letters, and I remain the same.
What am I?

A riddle

What goes through the house but never touches a thing?

A riddle

What travels around the earth without using a single drop of fuel?

A riddle

The rich men want it, the wise men know it, the poor all need it, and the kind men show it. What is it?

A riddle

Although I’m not an insect, some people found me very difficult to exterminate. They called me something like ‘insane priest.’ The first half of my name means the same as ’scrape’, and my last three letters are a metal. Who am I?

A riddle

Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it?

A riddle

Those that have eyes have no head.
Those that have heads have no eyes. What are they?

A riddle

Where does success come before work?

A riddle

How do sailors break up with their girlfriends?

A riddle

Brothers and sisters have I none but that man’s father is my father’s son. How can this be?

A riddle

How can one person sit where it makes it impossible for a second person to sit?

A riddle

I’ve got six arms, five heads, three eyes, and two noses. What am I?

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