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Better to eat a McDonald’s Big Mac than these salty salads

Think salads are the healthy option? One in ten sold on the high street has more salt than a McDonald’s Big Mac, according to a new study.

One in 10 salads sold on the high street contains more salt than a Big Mac, a survey has found (PA)
Some 98 per cent contain [...]

The Omnipotence Paradox

The Omnipotence Paradox

The paradox states that if the being can perform such actions, then it can limit its own ability to perform actions and hence it cannot perform all actions, yet, on the other hand, if it cannot limit its own actions, then that is—straight off—something it cannot do. This seems to [...]

A big fat thanks

Women Age

Women age. We’re sorry to have to tell you that but it’s true. After they reach their physical peak at 18 their hair slowly begins to lose its shine and their breasts begin to sag. Some get fat and some get skinny, but all grow less physically beautiful. But something else happens [...]

Lost Springs

LINK quote [Lost Springs is a town in Converse County, Wyoming, United States. As of the 2000 census, one person lived there. According to the United States Census Bureau, the town is one of only four places in the United States to have a population of 1 person. The others are Hibberts [...]

What You Need To Know About Everyday BACTERIA

9 Deadly words used by women

Star Wars

Incredibly stupid, statements

1.This was the first, and undoubtedly the last expedition that will see this useless place.
This sentence was uttered by Lieutenant Joseph Ives after the expedition to the Grand Canyon 1861 .Today, five million people every year visit this “useless place.”
2.HIV Is Not the Cause of AIDS By Peter [...]

Just some random sex trivia:

Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.
Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor’s degree.
Women with a college degree, when asked said they were more receptive [...]

Breasts

A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise [...]

£20,000 National Lottery grant – to look at girls’ bums.

A CHEEKY artist has been given a £20,000 National Lottery grant – to look at girls’ bums.
Sue Williams was given the cash to “explore cultural attitudes towards female buttocks”.
She will create plaster cast moulds of women’s behinds to try to understand their place in contemporary culture.
Swansea-based Mrs Williams, 53, will also [...]

Kiss temptation

A newspaper advertising campaign for ice-cream featuring a young nun and priest about to share a kiss has been banned after complaints that it was offensive to those working in a religious order.
The saucy press ad, with the strapline “Kiss temptation”, was run by ice-cream brand Antonio Federici Gelato Italiano. The [...]

The bikini worth 30 million

Designer Sbzen Rosen with the alliance with the company Steinmetz Diamonds has created the world’s most expensive bikini. To produce leotard almost not used fabric as it is a jewel
Sbzen Rosen worked with stars such as Madonna and Janet Jackson, Gwen Stefani and Britney Spears. It is mainly engaged [...]

Why spell check is your friend

From the Livejournal library_mofo group (“The Society for Librarians* Who Say “Motherfucker”), via Viviane, a moment in the life of a reference librarian:
A female undergrad walks up to the desk for help.
“Hi, I’m looking for anal tourism research.” She says.
I could not have heard her correctly.
“Um, what?” I reply.
“I’m looking for anal [...]

The perfect man

I see David Thorne Of spider fame has been at it again

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster
Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I [...]

What is Love?

This is from one of those e-mails that just keep circulating. Not sure where it really comes from, but it sure is cute how kids understand love better than any of us.
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?” The [...]

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