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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he … Continue reading
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Sam has been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets … Continue reading
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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will … Continue reading
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The Blondes? Pigs One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart.So, the first blonde had an idea: She said, “I’ll cut my pig’s tail off, then we will know … Continue reading
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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she … Continue reading
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A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not … Continue reading
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A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after … Continue reading
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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time … Continue reading
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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it will take a few inches off of your butt!’ His wife was not amused, and … Continue reading
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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. ‘ I would like a Sprite,’ said the first little piggy. ‘ I would like a Coke,’ said the second little piggy. ‘ … Continue reading
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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting … Continue reading
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A science teacher asked her students “Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be?” One boy said, “I would choose gold. Its worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette.” Another boy said “I would … Continue reading
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