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		<title>A selection of cartoons</title>
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		<title>Police officers crash drink-drive suspect&#8217;s sports car into gardens</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 12:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
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Two police officers are being investigated by their own force after  crashing an arrested man&#8217;s high-powered sports car into the front gardens of two  local homes.
 
The Greater Manchester Police (GMP) officers stopped a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo  in the early hours of Friday morning after spotting it being driven in an  [...]]]></description>
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<h2>Two police officers are being investigated by their own force after  crashing an arrested man&#8217;s high-powered sports car into the front gardens of two  local homes.</h2>
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<p>The Greater Manchester Police (GMP) officers stopped a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo  in the early hours of Friday morning after spotting it being driven in an  erratic manner on Hale Road, Hale Barns.</p>
<div><img src="http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/dn/2010/09/03/800052280_7069709-597x362-1283539642209_304x185_inline.jpg" alt="The Evo crashed into two front gardens (PA)" width="304" height="185" /><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong> The Evo crashed into two front gardens  (PA)</strong></span></div>
<p>They subsequently arrested a 23-year-old man on suspicion of drink-driving  and then decided to drive the 156mph car away from the scene.</p>
<p>Minutes later the Evo hit a wall and ploughed into two front gardens at the  junction of Hale Road and Rydal Drive, ending up on its side.</p>
<p>One of the officers suffered minor injuries in the crash and the other was  severely shaken, but no members of the public were hurt.</p>
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<p>GMP immediately began an investigation and suspended the two officers from  driving duties.</p>
<p>Chief Superintendent Mark Roberts apologised to local residents for the  problems the crash had caused.</p>
<p>&#8220;I can assure the local community that this incident will be rigorously  investigated,&#8221; he added.</p>
<p>One of the homeowners, Russell Lomas, told the BBC: &#8220;I was very shocked this  morning when I was told two police officers were driving the car.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>How to keep an idiot busy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 09:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Lifeguard</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 09:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Russians urged to drink and smoke more to help the economy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 09:16:21 +0000</pubDate>
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 Alexei Kudrin has urged his fellow  Russians to crack open the tinnies and light up (Reuters)
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<h2>Alexei Kudrin, Russia’s finance minister, has rather bizarrely  urged Russians to drink and smoke more &#8211; to help the government&#8217;s cash flow.</h2>
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<p>Politicians usually urge citizens to adopt healthier lifestyles, but Mr  Kudrin has called for increased consumption of tobacco and alcohol in a bid to  lift the state&#8217;s revenues.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a position that&#8217;s sure to spark debate in the country.</p>
<p>“If you smoke a pack of cigarettes, that means you are giving more to help  solve social problems,&#8221; commented Kudrin.</p>
<p>&#8220;People should understand: Those who drink, those who smoke are doing more to  help the state,&#8221; Kudrin continued.</p>
<p>Russia, noted for its high consumptions of both cigarettes and alcohol, have  among the lowest duties on cigarettes in Europe.</p>
<p>In June, plans to double the excise duty on cigarettes from 250 roubles,  roughly £5 per 1,000 cigarettes, to 590 roubles (£12.49) by 2013 were  outlined.</p>
<p>The finance ministry&#8217;s plans are sure to be met with distain by the Russian  population, who are famously fond of their tobacco. Not so long ago a cigarette  shortage led to protests in the country.</p>
<p>The comments by the minister seem to contradict recent government moves to  control Russia’s excessive nature and improve its abysmal life expectancy  rates.</p>
<p>Night-time sales of alcohol are now prohibited and the country has adopted a  zero-tolerance ban on drink-driving</p>
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		<title>Hilarious drawings by seemikedraw</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 09:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Meet the fish that looks like Shrek</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 07:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fish nicknamed Shrek has been filmed swimming off the coast of Japan &#8211; see  video.
Move over Blobfish &#8211; here&#8217;s &#8216;Shrek&#8217;!
The creature, with its huge chin and lumpy head, makes a good case for being  the ugliest fish in the world, a title that’s currently held by the famous Blobfish.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>A fish nicknamed Shrek has been filmed swimming off the coast of Japan &#8211; see  video.<img class="alignnone" src="http://img11.imagehosting.gr/out.php/i1449009_article-1283444433192-0b0459be000005dc-503487-636x392.jpg" alt="" width="475" height="293" /></strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>Move over Blobfish &#8211; here&#8217;s &#8216;Shrek&#8217;!</strong></span></p>
<p>The creature, with its huge chin and lumpy head, makes a good case for being  the ugliest fish in the world, a title that’s currently held by the famous <a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/810248-extinction-threat-for-worlds-ugliest-animal-the-blobfish" target="_blank">Blobfish</a>.</p>
<p>The ‘Shrek’ fish, which scuba divers likened to the famous animated ogre, is  actually quite common in Japanese waters.</p>
<div><img src="http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/02/article-1283444661987-0A2E93FE000005DC-262532_223x115.jpg" alt="Shrek: The Ogre star of the hit films" width="223" height="115" /> Shrek: The Ogre star of the hit  films</div>
<p>It’s a type of Asian sheepshead wrasse that feeds on shellfish and  crustaceans.</p>
<p>This particular specimen is thought to be around 30 years old and has  certainly made a splash with animal lovers.</p>
<p>It’s thought that water-dwelling ‘Shrek’ has never been caught on camera  before, so take a look at the video below to see him in action.</p>
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		<title>The true facts about Bottled Water</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 07:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Thought for the day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 07:33:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Blonde Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 18:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
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