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First fight

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. “Reverend,” she wailed, “John and I had a DREADFUL fight!”
“Calm down, my child,” said the minister, “it’s not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!”
“I know, I know!” said Joanna. “But what am I going to do with [...]

WOW what a car

Is that the new BMW 7 series

What a waste of post-its

Office Posters

# If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
# The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
# Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
# If you think we’re a bad firm, [...]

The cost of knowledge

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.
Several years later, the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone to get [...]

I spent a week there one day

Spot the difference

Aim for the fly

Funny Pictures

Words women use

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed; this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is [...]

WOW…….

I Know this picture is to large for the blog (but a thumbnail does not do it justice)

Two Nuns

Two nuns took their first trip outside the convent. They had never
seen a baseball game, so they got tickets. Once inside, they sat in
the bleachers, and hearing a vender selling hot dogs, one said, “We’ve
never had hot dogs before,” and they decided to order a couple.
The first nun unwrapped her hot [...]

Anger over proposed ban on topless women

 
 
What a topless sunbathing woman might look like

A Christian lawmaker has provoked an angry response after he proposed legislation that would ban women from sunbathing topless on Sydney’s beaches.
Bare breasts have been a common sight on the city’s beaches for decades.
Critics were quick to condemn the measure – first reported Tuesday on the front page [...]

Drug test

Funny Pictures

That Kodak Moment

Hot Body

People tell me there’s a woman posing in this picture (can’t see it myself)

Nice Fish

A True Story

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd.He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many [...]

8 things you’ll never hear a man/woman say

8 things you’ll never hear a man say:
Here honey, you use the remote.
7) You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see!
5) While I’m up, can I get you anything?
4) Sex isn’t that important, [...]

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom.
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to [...]

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