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Musical sex

Japan giving us weird for fifty years

Artist’s cremation creations

Monday, March 30, 2009

Final scene: Widow Anne Keaney enjoyed a beach holiday with husband John just days before he died

One painter has built up what you might call a significant body of art – by using the ashes of loved ones her clients have lost.
Val Thompson adds the secret ingredient to her paint to create [...]

Breeze! Helicopter! who cares same effect

Tourist Questions

“Are there any lakes in the Lake District?”
“In what month is the May Day demonstration?”

“What is the entry fee for Brighton?”

“Why on earth did they build Windsor Castle on the flight path of Heathrow?
“Is this where Sharon and Ozzie actually live?” (Asked a visitor to Osborne House, Isle of Wight)
“Is Wales [...]

Sex and the city

Naked pole vaulter’s video takes pole position

Tuesday, March 31, 2009
As the economic crisis hits people from all walks of life, a French pole vaulting champion has done the obvious thing to highlight his quest for a new sponsorship deal – he ran naked through the streets of Paris, holding his pole aloft, and posted the video on the internet (see the [...]

Family Guy Banned Clip

Cameltoe

Blasphemy

Condom

Ox Penis

Do they sell it by weight or length “look at the size of it”

Cartoon

60 ft penis

What do you notice first?

What did you notice first.

Police catch students stealing triceratops

To you, to me: Sozzled students haul the model dinosaur over the railings

Remember the joke that goes: What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saurus.
Unfortunately for 14 sozzled students, a sharp-eyed policeman did as they tried to make off with a model dinosaur.
The students, out celebrating the end of their course, spied a [...]

Blast from the past

For younger readers this was called a cassette tape

Some people…….you gotta laugh!!!!!

20 ridiculous complaints made by holidaymakers to Thomas Cook (Daily Telegraph) – We present 20 of the most ridiculous complaints made by holidaymakers to their travel agent, taken from research by Thomas Cook and ABTA.

A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, [...]

Ryanair New Rules

Angry petrol bomb man burns down own stuff

It’s Florida again

Fire: unpredictable

A Florida who threw a Molotov cocktail at his neighbour’s trailer failed to damage it – but watched as it destroyed two cars, a pickup and a travel trailer in his own yard.
The Florida Highway Patrol reported that a 51-year-old man got into a fight with his neighbor last Tuesday night, and [...]

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