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I’m normally not good at tests,but I cracked this one.

Your IQ is 135
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Thought for the day

“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.”

It’s good to be a senior

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly
couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back
to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked,
so they entered, and found the old desk they’d [...]

Contractors

Bizzare book titles

Swine flu masks pimped

 
Pimp my swine flu mask
Pimp my mask – Mexicans forced to cover up due to the swine flu outbreak have been using some artistic licence to liven up their new facewear, including this man strolling through downtown Mexico City.
more pics here

Doctors office

Masked Mexican thieves cash in on swine flu

The ubiquitous blue masks: useful cover for thieves

Three armed thieves in Mexico City hid their faces while robbing watches from a department store by wearing the blue surgical masks which are now ubiquitous in the flu-hit city.
Employees and security guards at a branch of the Sanborns department store told the daily [...]

Lebanese given ’stop kissing each other’ swine-flu warning

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Pigs: it’s pretty much all their fault

Swine flu has not yet hit Lebanon – but it is already threatening a national custom.
The Lebanese have been told to dispense with their traditional peck-on-the-cheeck greeting – ubiquitous all over the Arab nation – to avoid contracting swine flu.
Health Minister Mohammed Jawad [...]

Brain teaser

What non plural word has five consonants in a row?
answer in comments

Hurricane preparation

To: former Floridians, current Floridians, future Floridians, and/or those who know
a Floridian
We’re about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you’re
going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob
out in the Gulf of Mexico, or the Atlantic, making two basic meteorological points:
(1) There [...]

T-Mobile’s Next Event – Trafalgar Square

Dumbass

Computing

Why Did

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
Q: What [...]

Thought for the day

“Life is all about ass…either you are covering it,
kicking it, kissing it, or trying to get it.”

Sunglasses bigger than bikini’s

Pubic Hare

I Entered your name for a free 7 Day Cruise!

I hope that you do not mind but, I entered your
name in a drawing for a 7 day cruise.
I assure you that no sales people will call or bother
you in anyway.
This completely on the up and up. ÃÂ I’ve taken the
liberty of putting your name into the drawing for a
Seven day Six night Cruise on [...]

Ain’t life grand

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