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Serenity Prayer

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected [...]

Breast Exam Poem

For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don’t ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My doctor found a lump.
She ordered up a mammogram,
To look inside [...]

Tortoise is a real cage fighter…

Fire swept through Becky’s house, leaving one shell-shocked survivor…
By JO STEELE – Thursday, July 30, 2009

Smoky: Becky Smith amid the blackened remains of a room, shows off Shelli, apparently none the worse for his brush with a fiery death. Inset: Shelli’s incinerated cage
If you’re a tortoise and a fire breaks out, you just have to [...]

Non smokers cant complain

Transparent Aluminum: Glass-Like See-Through Metal

Stronger than glass, various military and commercial applications for this remarkable material are already being tested. What was once used in the science-fiction Star Trek movies, see-through aluminum is now something that – through test mixing with rubies, sapphires and more – is now being tried out in all kinds of ways to create transparency [...]

‘Beautiful’ cow born with two heads

Colombian farmer says calf Jenifer was sent by God
Friday, July 31, 2009

Jenifer the two headed cow is ‘beautiful’ says owner

Latest freaky animal – this is Jenifer, a cow born with two heads but only one brain.
The weight of the double head means Jenifer cannot stand without help, so the farmer has built a hammock to [...]

Brain teaser

What is special about the following sequence of numbers?
8 5 4 9 1 7 6 10 3 2 0

Famous quotes

“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.” — Western Union internal memo, 1876.

“The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?” — David Sarnoff’s associates in response [...]

Thought for the day

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Bob and Jack

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Evolution

The male of the species is still the same

Bizarre Murder Mystery

[This is truly an unbelievable twist of fate! At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death…]
On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he [...]

Clean As Cold Water

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of the state. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather, “Are these plates clean?”
His [...]

Aruba the beach

Adventurous cat becomes bus regular

A cat has become a well-known commuter on a bus service and regularly amuses passengers during their journey, a travel company says.
 

Casper the bus cat, relaxing by the wheel

 

For several months Casper has queued with other passengers to get the number 3 service from his home in Plymouth, Devon.
Bus company First said the adventurous animal [...]

Ladies beware

A close-up snap

This is the moment a crocodile got a little ‘too close for comfort’ to a tourist on a river cruise.
The croc, attracted to the boat by a stick-banging tour guide, gave the German woman ‘the most terrifying experience of her life’ on the Tempiski River in Costa Rica.

That Kodak moment

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