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Mommy And Daddy Dearest

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer.
So the teacher asks Bobby, “What is this animal called?”
“I dunno,” claims Bobby.
So then she says, “I’ll give you a hint—it’s what your mother calls your father.”
The boy thinks for a minute and then [...]

English is a difficult language

Piracy

Turning the tables

Thought for the day

How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?

A continental divide

A riddle

When is it safe to touch a lion?
answer in comments

Thought for the day

Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.

A Riddle

What’s a computer’s favourite junk food?
answer in comments

Thought for the day

Sunglasses bigger than bikini

To all employees

Optical illiusion

Funny Leg Trick

This is so stupid, but true… and it’s going to drive you crazy!
While sitting at your desk, lift your right leg off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right hand.
Your leg will change direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!

Talking Addition

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight. Three plus four, that son of a bitch is seven….”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.”
“And this is [...]

That Kodak moment

That desperate!!!!!!get a girlfriend

The Vatican Debate

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community.
So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew won, they could stay. If the [...]

A Cow From Minsk

The only cow in a small town in Poland stops giving milk, so the villagers buy one from Minsk for only 1,000 rubles.
Because the cow is so wonderful, they buy a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it.
However, whenever the bull goes near the cow, the cow moves away.
The people [...]

Gorilla poster boy sets hearts aflutter

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Effie looks at Yeboah’s behind

A shot at a romance with a foreign lover often sets human hearts aflutter – and seems to cause a stir among gorillas, too.
Three lonely females at London Zoo have felt a certain animal passion after being given pictures of a new 127kg (20st) male arriving soon from [...]

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