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Potato Pickup

Paul, a guy on the local beach just couldn’t make it with any of the girls, so he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.
“Dude, it’s obvious,” says the lifeguard, “you’re wearing them baggy old swimming trunks that make you look like an old [...]

Sometimes it’s not good to be first

Sex inspires females to do chores

Please note, this only applies to female fruit flies
By JOEL TAYLOR – Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Some flies, not having sex

It is news likely to be welcomed by male chauvinists everywhere – sperm makes females do more housework.
While the, erm, exhausted male takes it easy and has a doze, a chemical in [...]

Thought for the day

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

A riddle

What’s round and mean?
answer in comments

100 GREATEST HITS OF YOUTUBE IN 4 MINUTES

10 hints that Stewie is gay

It’s been done before lads

To go where no snake has gone before

Where’s Waldo

One Apple Only

At a picnic for a Catholic school, the Mother Superior stacked a pile of apples on one end of a table with a sign saying: “Take only one apple please — remember, God is watching.”
At the other end of the table, there was a large pile of delicious chocolate cookies, on which a [...]

Tiny bird’s incredible piggyback ride on hawk

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Look out, it’s the hitchhawker

This is the moment a tiny but very angry kingbird hitched a piggyback ride on a red tail hawk.
The feisty little flyer began attacking the bird of prey after it ventured too near its nest.
Pat Gaines, 41, captured the moment at Bonny Lake park in [...]

Thought for the day

Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu
When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin.
When he smiled I realized I’d passed it on to him.
I thought about that smile, then I realized its worth;
A single smile, just like mine could travel round [...]

A riddle

What is the perfect cure for dandruff?
answer in comments

Now this is what I call art

Search for a Man

A lady placed an advert in the local paper
Rich Widow in search of a Man to share life and Fortune, with the following qualifications:
* Won’t beat me up.
* Won’t run away from me.
* Must be great in bed.
Her phone rang off the hook for a whole month, but all to no avail. None of [...]

Comic

Beatles’ Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds inspiration dies

Lucy O’Donnell, who inspired Sgt Pepper song, dies aged 46
Monday, September 28, 2009

The Beatles: their inspiration for Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds has passed away

The woman who inspired the Beatles’ classic 1967 song Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds has died, aged 46.
The song featured on the ground-breaking album [...]

The Good Luck Sign

Yesterday I was at my local Christian charity shop where I spotted a ‘HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS’ bumper sticker. I purchased it and stuck it to the back of my Volvo. I’m delighted I did as a truly uplifting experience followed…
At a busy intersection I was stopped at the light, just lost [...]

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