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Dancing bear

Put your right leg in
right leg out
in out in out
shake it all about

Halloween Fun Facts

Halloween is also know by other names:
All Hallows Eve
Samhain
All Hallowtide
The Feast of the Dead
The Day of the Dead
Halloween in Welsh is ‘Nos Calan Gaeaf’.
Halloween is correctly spelled as Hallowe’en.
Black cats were originally believed to protect witches’ powers from negative forces.
A pumpkin is really a squash, and comes from the same family as the cucumber.
About 99% [...]

Origin of the word Halloween

The term Halloween, and its older spelling Hallowe’en, is shortened from All-hallow-even, as it is the evening before “All Hallows’ Day” (also known as “All Saints’ Day”). In Ireland, the name was All Hallows’ Eve (often shortened to Hallow Eve), and though seldom used today, it is still a well-accepted label. The holiday was a [...]

Optical Illiusion

Stare at the picture long enough and you can see the ocean

What Religion Is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s
and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter
and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. “What
type of bra?” asked the clerk. “Type?” inquires the
man, “There’s more than one type? “Look around,” said
the saleslady, as she showed a sea [...]

Speed limit

Thought for the day

Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.

A riddle

A child at school is punished (for being naughty) by being given 100 heavy sand bags to carry from one side of the athletics field to the other.
Suddenly, after having moved 30 of the bags the child realizes he can put something in each of the bags that will make them lighter, what is it?

Sunglasses bigger than bikini

The perfect gift for halloween….an axed up body

Halloween is right around the corner and we are all looking for the greatest next prank or on our way to creating the scariest scene. Halloween is a great time to scare the heck out of your friends. Wouldn’t it be great if you just had some random human body parts all chopped up hanging [...]

Fantastic body art

Religion

Having a bad day

Rapping at McDonalds not allowed in Utah, apparently

By TOM PHILLIPS – Friday, October 30, 2009

McDonalds: not down with that hippity-hoppity music all the kids are listening to these days
A McDonalds restaurant in Utah called the police because four teenagers were rapping their orders at a drive-through window.
The police, taking this sort of heinous crime very seriously, issued disorderly conduct citations to the [...]

Amazing pictures of world’s largest rubber band ball

It took Joel Waul six years to assemble the huge ball
By TED THORNHILL – Friday, October 30, 2009

Having a ball: Joel Waul and his rubbery, world record breaker

This is Joel Waul, springing into action as he climbs on top of the colossal rubber band ball he made.
The 27-year-old spent six years carefully wrapping, linking and [...]

I Failed

AND FAILED! F
Quiz Created By Auto Insurance.org

I Paid

A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the bartender tells him he owes $6.50.
“But I paid, don’t you remember?” says the customer.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “if you said you paid, you did.”
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep [...]

Thought for the day

If you don’t know where you’re going, you’re never lost.

A riddle

I cannot be felt, seen or touched. Yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate. Yet I have my own style of music. What Am I?

Sunglasses bigger than bikini

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