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The bible

Zombie movies are just fan fiction, Jesus was the first fictional character to rise from the dead.

Husband sleeps with wife’s corpse

A grieving Vietnamese husband dug up his wife’s corpse and slept beside it for five years because he wanted to hug her in bed, it emerged today.

A man dug his wife’s body up from her grave (not pictured) and slept with the corpse
The 55-year-old Vietnamese man opened up his wife’s [...]

What social networking site are you?

The pictures from Aruba get better and better

Road to Enlightenment

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact just fuck off and leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and [...]

Very interesting

Can you name the most commonly used words in the English language?
(I got 63 not bad I suppose)
Click here to have a go

Old people and toys don’t mix

Funny Video 22 – For more of the funniest videos, click here

‘Insane’ £75 tissue fine is a bitter blow

A mother has been fined by Sandwell Council for littering after she dropped a small piece of tissue while racing to catch a bus.

Mrs Hickin with the fine and the tissue
Kerrie-Anne Hickin was ‘dumbstruck’ when a warden fined her £75 as she walked quickly to get the bus and collect [...]

Thought for the day

British generosity

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter Scale has hit Pakistan. Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn’t know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. The USA is [...]

A riddle

What’s the most important use for cowhide?

Emos

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How silly is that

The best picture yet of the beach Aruba

Need a Hug

Buying shoes

The prostitute joke

A girl was a prostitute but didn’t want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes and the girl was amongst the group. The police had all the prostitutes line up in a straight line.
Along comes the grandma and sees her grand daughter. Grandma asks [...]

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