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Counterfeit Cigarettes Filled With Rabbit Droppings Confiscated

More than $2 million worth of counterfeit cigarettes filled with rabbit droppings instead of tobacco have been confiscated by customs officials in Spain.
The fake cigarettes – due to be sold on the black market as famous brands – were discovered after British tourists in the Canary Islands smelled a rat [...]

A beautiful model with one little physical defect

Daredevil swims alongside 11ft crocodile

Daredevil diver Israel Gonzalez takes his life in his hands to be snapped alongside this deadly crocodile.
Swimming close enough to count her razor sharp teeth, the 31-year-old is dwarfed by the 3.35m (11ft) long, 454kg (1,000lb) beast.
Together with photographer David Doubilet, he spent two hours swimming with the female croc as she returned to [...]

Best job in the world

“OLD” IS WHEN…..

“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Going bra-less pulls [...]

Dog eats 13 golf balls, owner teed off

He finds golf balls like truffles,’ says owner of black Labrador Oscar
Owner Chris Morrison walks Oscar on a golf course near his Dunfermline home, and was first alerted to his hound’s gold-ball eating tendencies when he heard a rattling noise emanating from his stomach.
A worried Mr Morrison took the five-year-old dog to see [...]

10 Weird Beer Facts

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” -Dave Barry
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” -Benjamin Franklin
“He was [...]

Damaris lingerie is brilliant housework attire (NSFW)

Work fascinates me I can watch people work for hours

Husband of the year

Thought for the day

Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.

A riddle

Highlight the space between the asterisks & the Riddle Answer will appear…
How does a Dentist fix a dragon’s teeth?
* With a fire drill *

Spot the lottery winner

Thatcher’s diet in 1979 included 28 eggs a week

Thatcher’s diet in 1979

Lady Thatcher went on a crash diet ahead of the 1979 General Election, according to newly released files.
The strange protein based diet, consisted of up to 28 eggs per week, and was meant to help her lose 20lbs in two weeks.
A yellowing note outlining the strict dietry regime is released [...]

The doctor tells his patient:

The doctor tells his patient: “Dianne, I have some good news and some bad news.” Dianne asks for the good news first. “Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that you aren’t suffering from Pre-menstrual Syndrome, as you’d feared.” “And the bad news?” Dianne asks. To which the [...]

Vase

I’d like to push those buttons

That must have hurt

YouTube: Man kisses chicken on NY subway, derided for fowl behaviour

A hen-pecked man kissed and cuddled a chicken on the floor of a New York subway carriage, ruffling the feathers of his fellow passengers.
Commuters on the uptown No.6 train scatter as the unnamed man rolls around on the floor of the carriage with the chicken.
It’s not surprising that no one egged on the man’s [...]

Chinese office building Tetris light show

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