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Girls of summer

Curvy women stimulate men’s brains the same way drugs and alcohol do

Here’s some more evidence that men love voluptuous women – a new study has shown curvaceous hips give men the same high as alcohol or drugs!

So all those women who are trying to starve themselves thin should stop if they’re trying to find a fella, according to researchers in Georgia, U.S.A.
Considering that sexy [...]

The blonde joke

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked [...]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I [...]

Breast implants save woman from point blank gunshot

If there was ever a question over the safety of breast implants then this will prove critics wrong, as a woman’s silicone D cup’s saved her life from gunshot.
When a gunman opened fire in a Beverly Hills dentist office, Lydia Carranza was shot by a semi-automatic assault rifle at point blank range.
The gun [...]

Thought for the day

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

A riddle

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How do you make a bandstand?
* Take away their chairs. *

Football supporters

Cartoons

US court rules ‘Zombies have free speech rights’

Court rules that horror-movie style zombies have the right to free speech after a group of protesters dressed as zombies were arrested by Minnesota police.
A court has allowed a group of protesters dressed as zombies to continue with a lawsuit against police who arrested them for disorderly conduct.
The appeal court overturned a [...]

Muscles bigger than bikini

Computer Women

a.. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER!!!
c.. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do anything right, but you can’t live without her.
d.. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.
e.. SCREENSAVER [...]

Amazing X-ray: Boy survives rod ripping through 10 vital organs

Skewered by a one-metre-long iron rod – boy of 12, Kalim Ali, miraculously survives.

He was treated by six doctors at Nair Hospital in Mumbai who performed surgery over three hours to remove the 1.5cm-thick pole.
It had pierced ten internal organs, including the rectum, small intestine, lungs and liver.
According to his parents, Kalim, [...]

Thought for the day

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

A riddle

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How does Jack Frost travel?
* By icicle. *

I’ll just rest my beach balls here

Call Centres

Mujibar was trying to enter Britain legally through Immigration.
The Immigration Officer said to him, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Britain.”
Mujibar replied, “I am ready.”
The officer said, “I want you to make a sentence up using the words yellow, pink and [...]

Shoot-out over parking space argument

An argument over a parking space escalated quite dramatically on Tuesday night – and ended up with a shoot-out between a man and the police.
The incident, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, began when one man, who had shovelled the snow from a parking space, got annoyed that another man then parked his car there. [...]

The difference between American and British

The naughty joke

Four girl friends spend weeks planning the perfect getaway trip – shopping, casinos, massages, facials.
Two days before the group is to leave, Mary’s husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn’t going. Mary’s friends are very upset that she can’t go, but what can they do.
Two days later the [...]

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