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‘Gay dog’ banned from Australian restaurant

An Australian restaurant has been ordered to apologise and pay compensation after they barred a blind man because a waiter thought his guide dog was gay.
A guide dog: not a gay dog. Well, it might be gay. What’s it to you?
Ian Jolly was told he could not take his dog [...]

A naughty cartoon

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Gumi-Surgery

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God created the mule, and told him,

God created the mule, and told him, “You will be mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years.”
The mule answered, “To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no [...]

Noah’s Ark remains discovered: Previous Noah’s Ark hoaxes

The search for Noah’s Ark is shrouded in mystery, meaning the Chinese team that discovered remains of Noah’s Ark could have a hard time convincing people that they have indeed found the remains of the fabled ship. We round up some of the most famous hoaxes that claim to have ‘discovered’ the [...]

Man ploughs through multi-storey car park wall

Squeezing your car into a parking space in the multi-storey is always a tricky affair, but it’s fair to say Ralph Hudson made a right pig’s ear of this effort.

The 67-year-old somehow got his foot stuck between the brake and accelerator and sped backwards, ploughing through the car park wall.

His Mercedes shuddered [...]

Open Again

Hi everybody back from the hols so the blog is now open again
Clive

Going on holiday

I will not be posting for a while going on holiday to portugal, for about a week.

While I’m gone check out the archives and I have left you a game to play to keep you occupied.
This blog is now closed for the holidays
Clive

While I am away play block tetris to keep you occupied

Airline jokes

A flight Attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing:
“We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.”
Another flight Attendant after a particularly bumpy flight:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what’s left [...]

Heathrow today

Thanks Lesley

Charity

I just had  a call from a Charity asking me to donate some  of my clothes to the starving people throughout  the world.
I told  them to P *** off!!

Anybody  who fits into my clothes isn’t  starving!!

Thanks Lesley

Is this the saddest set of pictures

Volcano As Signal

For the Catholics who still aren’t convinced that their religion attracts lunatics: Volcano linked to second coming of Christ, claims Irish ‘visionary’ Joe Coleman.
Irish spiritual healer Joe Coleman says the Virgin Mary has been back in touch with him and revealed that the [...]

Thought for the day

SWAGS strip naked for charity calendar

Fifty SWAGS, otherwise known as Service Wives And Girlfriends, have stripped naked and posed with strategically placed guns and tanks in aid of a charity calendar that’s already raised £26,000 for servicemen and women wounded in Afghanistan and Iraq.

The shoot, completed at bases and training centres in Hampshire, was the brainchild [...]

Problem For Born-Agains

Medical news: Many born-again Christians suffering birth defects.
Doctors warned today that those embracing religion in adult life are often not receiving the vital medical attention they need to avoid potentially dangerous complications during labour. As a result, the lives of born-again [...]

I hate Iceland

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