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Bikini girls contest (I wonder who won)

The naughty joke

A 40-ish woman lives with her parents. One day the mother walks past the daughter’s room and hears a buzzing sound. Peeking in, she sees the daughter engaging a vibrating diddo. “What are you doing?” shouts the mother.
The daughter responds “Mom, I’m 40 years old and my chances of meeting a [...]

Naughty cartoons

Summer breeze strikes again

Millions of frogs close road in Greece

As if Greece didn’t have enough problems already, a major road was forced to shut down for hours after an invasion of millions frogs.

Just some of the ‘millions’ of frogs that swarmed onto the Egnatia highway in northern Greece
Greek officials said that the massed ranks of frogs has forced a key highway near the [...]

The male angler fish

Bank robbers blow up entire bank, still don’t get any money

Wannabe bank-robbers in Germany were forced to leave empty-handed after a slight misjudgement over the amount of explosives needed meant they destroyed the whole bank – except for the thing with the money inside.
You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off: Firemen sort through the wreckage of the bank in [...]

Thought for the day

IRON BABY

How to make a Kit-Kat

An optical illuision

Cartoons

Balloon man Jonathan Trappe lands in France after crossing channel

Daredevil Jonathan Trappe has succeeded in an attempt to fly across the English Channel underneath a bunch of helium-filled balloons, landing near Dunkirk in France.

Up, up and away: Jonathan Trappe floats off as he starts his flight
Trappe lifted off from a field in Kent shortly after 5am to cheers from well-wishers, harnessed [...]

Thought for the day

Eli’s Dirty Jokes

Fascinating

Nipple enhancers (I did not know you could buy these)

Poor Alice

THREE QUICK DRIVING OFFENCES

The Policeman couldn’t believe his eyes as he saw the woman drive past him, busily knitting. Quickly he pulled along the vehicle, wound down his window and shouted “Pull over!”
“No” she replied, “they’re socks!”
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The Policeman pulled over a car and strolled up to the drivers window: “Excuse me sir, [...]

Don’t F##K with a Volvo

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