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Diesel genitals and breast adverts banned for ’serious offence’

Two posters for clothing label Diesel have been banned for displaying ‘overtly sexual’ images likely to cause ‘serious offence’.

This Diesel advert was banned for being offensive
One showed a woman holding open her bikini bottoms and taking a photo of her genitals.
The other showed a woman exposing her breasts to a security [...]

Woman blames vampire for car crash

A woman who drove her car into a canal told police that she had been startled by a vampire standing in the middle of the road.

How the vampire may have looked
The woman said that she was driving her SUV along a dirt road in Colorado’s Grand Valley region on Sunday night [...]

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Men Are….

1. Men are like.. Laxatives: They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.. Bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like.. Weather: Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like.. Blenders: You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like.. Chocolate: [...]

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Poem of the day

Inadvertent pornography

Heaven and hell

Russian official throws £200,000 from car during police chase

A Russian fisheries official suspected of accepting bribes chucked 10 million roubles (over £212,000) from his car after a police chase and a crash on a busy Moscow highway.

A fish: the root cause of all the problems
While being chased by police, Federal Fisheries Agency official Boris Simonov crashed his [...]

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It’s Wednesday

Just one kiss

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows trailer released: Watch it here

Harry Potter faces up to his nemesis Lord Voldemort as the pair prepare for their final battle in the brand new trailer for Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows.

Harry Potter faces up to his enemy Lord Voldemort
The trailer hints that the big screen adaptation of JK Rowling’s seventh and final Harry Potter, [...]

Theorem on salary

A question of balance

Meet the ‘radical rodent’ surfing mice

Say aloha to the radical rodents – a mischievous bunch of fearless mice, who love nothing more than catching a wave and shooting a curl.

All’s swell: Peanut the surfing mouse catches a curl
What’s more, the semi-amphibious crew’s pictures haven’t been digitally manipulated – they really are surfing on tiny handmade boards.
‘It’s a [...]

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Black and white

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