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Inappropiate Cartoons

Native American Indian (looks quite savage in a sexy way).

‘Zedonk’ donkey-zebra hybrid born in Georgia

A baby zedonk – an rare cross between a zebra and a donkey – has become the centre of attention in a wildlife park in the US after she was born a week ago.

The four-day-old Zedonk with her mother at the Chestatee Wildlife Preserve in Georgia (AP Photo/The Times)
The zedonk – which [...]

Body painting

£1.2m car clamped outside Harrods

The new owners of Harrods were given a frosty welcome to London when two of their supercars – one worth £1.2m – were clamped outside the store.

Two supercars worth over £1.5million belonging to the Qatari royal family were clamped outside Harrods
The clampers showed money counts for nothing in west London and immobilised [...]

All my friends are dead

Animated GIF of the Day: The first 10 pages of Avery Monsen and Jory John’s marvelously morbid book, All My Friends Are Dead.
This is less about the GIF (as glorious as it is), and more about being a part of history as this well-traveled post inevitably becomes the most note-able thing on [...]

Atheist Cartoons

Jailed drug dealer with cocaine up his bottom held on for thirteen days, while police waited

A drug dealer who tried to hide a stash of cocaine up his bottom has been jailed after police had to wait thirteen days for the evidence to drop.
Officers had to obtain three extensions from Lancashire Magistrates as they waited patiently for Anthony Mason to ‘reveal’ the drugs they felt sure he [...]

‘News raider’ Paul Yarrow has gate-crashed 100 TV news reports

Meet Paul Yarrow, the ‘news raider’, who has got himself on over 100 TV news reports uninvited.

Paul Yarrow in the background during a BBC report on the BA cabin crew strikes

His modus operandi is to don his faithful wrinkly white sweater and lurk in-shot during a TV news report with a distinctly bland [...]

Thought for the day

Bikini smaller than sunglasses

The blonde joke

A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked, “What’s the problem? Wouldn’t your cat eat them?” The woman’s eyes got very large, and she whispered, “Do you mean to tell me that ‘Pussy Treats’ are for [...]

A selection of naughty cartoons

Incredible art carved from pencil lead

Many artists use pencils to create beautiful works of art – but not so many make masterpieces on the tip of one.

Snap decision: This delicate Christmas tree-like carving looks particularly prone to a mid-carve breakage
Dalton Ghetti spends up to two-and-a-half years crafting each piece by hand on the graphite of a pencil [...]

The Internet

Dutch brewer reclaims world’s strongest beer crown from Brits

Barely a week after British brewers BrewDog unveiled the world’s strongest beer, their title has been snatched away from them once more by Dutch rivals – who have produced a beer that is 60% alcohol.

BrewDog’s super-strength ale: no longer the strongest in the world
Netherlands-based brewery ‘t Koelschip (The Refrigerated Ship) [...]

The Silvercash Bikini Invitational

More pictures here

A different way to go

French engineers test pedal-boat submarine

French engineers are testing a pedal-boat submarine on the French Riviera. Water crazy notion!

Stephane Rousson pedals his way through the med in his pedal-powered sub (Photo: Reuters)
Or is it? The bizarre machine, nicknamed ‘the Scubster’ can actually reach speeds of 5mph – if the pilot is fit enough – and can descend [...]

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