“Excuse me, could you tell me the time?” asked the blonde of a man on the street corner.
“Sure….it’s three fifteen,” he replied with a smile.
“Thanks,” she said, a puzzled look crossing her face. “You know, it’s the weirdest thing … I’ve been asking that question all day long, and each time I get a different answer.”
Q: What’s the quickest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest.
Q: why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: they don’t have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q: a blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a personwho asks “where did you get that?”
A: the pig says, “i won her in a raffle!”
An expert fisherman is a “master-baiter.”‘
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
“If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?”
After pondering the question she answered, “I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet.”
They said, “Well okay, thank you.” They said that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, “I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings.” Again, “Thank you” and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, “I would like to go to the sun.”
The people from NASA replied, “Why, don’t you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?”
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. “Are you guys dumb? I’d go at night!”
Did you hear about the man who joined a nudist colony?
The first day was his hardest.
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, “Where are you going ?”
He said, “I’m going to the doctor.”
And she said, “Why? Are you sick?”
“No,” he said. “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.”
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, “Where are you going?”
She said, “I’m going to the doctor too.”
He said, “Why?”
She said, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I’m going to get a tetanus shot.”
Q: What do the men in a singles bar have in common?
A: They’re all married.
Spartacus, the old family dog, is looking poorly. Reluctantly, the family decide the time has come to put her in a home. However, when the Brown children gather together to decide how to break the sad news to their mother, Agnes gets the wrong end of the stick.
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything.
What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?
Grow up and dump him. You don’t need him anymore! Good grief woman, you’re running for President of the United States.
We have all felt the thrill of starting something new, something that leaves us inspired. Many would agree that starting something new is the easiest part of the creative process. It is the ‘sticking-through’ and finishing part that requires the most effort.
It can be discouraging once we reach the peak of your initial inspiration. We were so carried away by our passion that the completion of the project/piece wasn’t yet planned out. So what do we do?
In this infographic provided to Entrepreneur Magazine, we find 21 ways to get the creative juices flowing. We all have a few methods we tend to lean on which we have found work for us. However, it could prove beneficial to start trying new approaches to revamping your creative energy.
An interesting avenue to take could be to look outside of the industry we are currently working in. Finding a different perspective could be just what you are looking for. Also, reaching out to others could provide us with the feedback that unlocks the rest of our inspiration.
But whatever you do, just do the dang thing! Forget about perfection and getting it right the first time. If it’s truly worthwhile it’ll either take time or happen all at once. Not all ideas will make it to fruition and that is okay! Move to a different project but keep the creative genius alive!