Nomi Sexy Girl of the Day

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Thoughts

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Did you Know

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My favorite Tapiture photos of the week






















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Nude temptress Silvie Deluxe exposing nude body on the rock
















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Men who think


What deep thinkers men are… I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ‘nothing’. The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she would have said ‘about what’. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.” On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”

I rest my case.
Time for another beer.

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Simona Served on a Table












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The difference between men and Women








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EVA U Naked View

















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Some driving hacks for those long road trips – I’m sure Clive covered all of these in class

































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Carmela From MPL Studios












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Going the Distance

The army recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They went through many retirement plans but nothing seemed to please everyone.

In the end, desperate, they promised any general who retired immediately his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on the general’s body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.

The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet.

He walked out with a check of $720,000.

The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his up-stretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.

When the third general, a grizzled old Marine General, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man: “From the tip of my penis to my testicles.”

The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had received. The Marine general insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he’d better get the medical officer to do the measuring.

The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop ‘em. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general’s penis and began to work back. “My God man!” he said, “where are your testicles??”

“Vietnam,” smiled the general.

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I think cats must be liquid

Cats Can Fit Just About Anywhere.

The Dictionary says:  "Liquids take the shape of the container while maintaining a constant volume".

We think it is quite clear from these photos: Cats are liquid!

 
cats strange places

in a cell phone bill

cats strange places

In a tea kettle

cats strange places

In a pretty vase

cats strange places

In a tight space

cats strange places

In a kleenex box

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In a baking dish

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In a tree stump

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In a drinking fountain

cats strange places

In the box of that new gadget you just bought

cats strange places

In a basket

cats strange places

In a shoe box

cats strange places

In another basket

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In a box of their medicine

cats strange places

In a tree pot

cats strange places

Between two couch cushions

cats strange places

In a glass

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In a tupperware

cats strange places

In a sink

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On top of a chair

cats strange places

In a smaller glass

cats strange places

In a car cup holder

cats strange places

On top of some pants

cats strange places

In a tiny basket

cats strange places

In a frying pan

cats strange places

In your favorite baseball cap

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Dirty Friday Monster vs Budweiser…hot auto gals

























































































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Ten crazy facts about the internet










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Sexy Girls in Yoga Pants






























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Sexy Girl of the Day

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Halloween Trivia Challenge

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Halloween Fact

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