"Well, doc, it's like this–first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
Amy Adams ‘in talks to play legendary rocker Janis Joplin in rumored Jean-Marc Vallee helmed biopic’
Amy Adams is in talks to play rock ‘n’ roll legend Janis Joplin, according to a new report.
According to The Hollywood Reporter the star is attached to the film that has been in the making for years.
Big role: Amy Adams is in talks to star as Janis Joplin in a biopic, rumored to be directed by Dallas Buyers Club’s Jean-Marc Vallee
Rock ‘n’ roll: Star Janis Joplin is the subject of a biopic that has been in the making for years
Along with Amy, the film is rumored to have an award-winning production team to helm, with the creative team behind Dallas Buyers Club in talks.
Director Jean-Marc Vallee is in negotiations to direct the project, and his partner Nathan Ross is set to produce with Ron Terry.
Previously Lee Daniels, Fernando Meirelles, and Catherine Hardwicke were all attached as directors. Renee Zellweger was also set to star at one point.
Keeping busy: Amy is hard at work, having just finished Big Eyes, and currently working on Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Story of Your Life, and The Justice League Part One in addition to this new role
Vallee, who directed Dallas Buyers Club, has most recently been promoting his film with Reese Witherspoon, the gritty drama Wild, which opens December 5.
He also just wrapped filming on Demolition, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Naomi Watts, which is about an emotionally desperate investment banker who finds hope through a woman he meets in Chicago.
If the new rumored project works out as planned, Vallee should begin filming on the biopic in the second half of 2015.
New project: Vallee, who is in talks to direct the Janis Joplin biopic, is pictured here with Reese Witherspoon (L) and Laura Dern (R) who star in his film Wild
Amy has been working on the highly anticipated new Batman film, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
The talented actress also has starring roles in the upcoming The Justice League Part One, and Story of Your Life.
Most recently she wrapped the Tim Burton helmed picture Big Eyes, which is due in theaters on Christmas day.
Hard at work: Amy has been keeping busy, with three films currently in production, not including her rumored role as Janis Joplin
The World's Best or Most Unlucky Goalie
When a game of soccer ends with a tie, the game moves to a stage called "penalty kicks", in which the ball is placed in the penalty-kick position. Then, a player tries to kick it into the goal. The teams alternate between them, and (unless they are still tied) the team with more points wins. In this case, the goalie for the North Carolina Tar Heels found an unorthodox way to stop the ball…