Blind Daughter Bucket List

Molly Bent knows that one day she will be blind because she has a rare genetic condition called Retinitis Pigmentosa. Her parents Chris and Eve want to make the most of Molly’s time left with sight, so they are helping her with a bucket list.












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Boston Marathon Bombing Survivors Return to Finish Line






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Wardrobe malfunctions




















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Looks like snow

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Cat Models (thanks Bill)

Cats are born models. They’re flexible, they have innate grace and they always come out looking great in photos. In fact, they set out to prove their superiority over humans in yet another field of battle.





















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A selection of jokes for the week (from my resident joker Bill)

Oliver Twist
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Dave and his new wife had just returned from his honeymoon and was settling down in their new apartment.

Coming home from work one night the landlady met Dave in the hallway and said, “I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your new bride would like to have them?”

“I’ll ask her,” Dave responded. He opened the door to his apartment and called out, “Honey, would you like to see ‘Oliver Twist’ tonight?”

“No way!!,” his bride retorted, “If you show me one more trick with that thing, I’m going home to my Mother!”

 

A Few Words About Blondes…

A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, “You’re not really a brunette, are you?
She says, “No, I’m really a blonde.”
I thought so,” he says. “Your finger is broken.


A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I`ve kidnapped you.
She then wrote a note saying, “I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde.
The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?


A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would like to buy this TV.
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.
I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a blonde?
“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.
 

Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind?

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?

Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
Because they go answer the door.


What do you call a blond with a Chainsaw?
Dead.
 

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
You knock on the door.

What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she’s got a grenade in her mouth!
Amazingly Simple Home Remedies:
————————-1. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.

2. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By Using The Sink.

3. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers: Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A Timer.

4. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.

5. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You’ll Be Afraid To Cough.

6. You Only Need Two Tools In Life: Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn’t Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn’t Move And Does, Use The Duct Tape.

7. If You Can’t Fix It With A Hammer, You’ve Got An Electrical Problem.

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Did you know?

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Thought for the day

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Sexy celeb Miranda Kerr






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Secrets the airlines don’t want you to know.


















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Food Hacks And Facts





















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Infinity Box is a very cool device that amazed everyone who sticks their head in it













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Welcome to Yakutsk, one of the coldest habitable places on earth.














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