Axe crashes through driver’s window

A car passenger is “shaken up” after an axe flew off the back of a lorry on a motorway and crashed midway through the windscreen, police say.

Massachusetts State Police said the passenger was uninjured but they have fined a landscaper $200 for failing to properly secure the axe.

The incident happened around 11:00 local time on the busy I-95 motorway.

Police said if the driver had been going faster, the axe might have hit someone in the car.

“We are very thankful that this situation did not have a worse ending,” state police said in a Facebook post.

“The passenger, who is partially seen in the photo, was shaken up (who wouldn’t be?) but not injured,” they wrote.

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Cruise

Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of 50 years
suggested they take a cruise: “We could go somewhere for a week, and make
wild love like we did when we were young!” He thought it over and agreed.

He put on his hat and went down to the pharmacy, where he bought a bottle
of seasick pills and a box of condoms. Upon returning home, his wife said,
“I’ve been thinking. There’s no reason we can’t go for a month.” So Mr.
Johnson went back to the pharmacy and asked for 12 bottles of seasick
pills and a box of condoms. When he returned, his wife said, “You know,
since the children are on their own, what’s stopping us from cruising the
world?”

So back to the pharmacy Mr. Johnson went, and he brought 297 bottles of
seasick pills and the same amount of condoms up to the counter. The
pharmacist finally had to ask.

“You know, Mr. Johnson, you have been doing business with me for over 30
years. I certainly don’t mean to pry, but if it makes you that sick, why
the hell do you do it?”

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Wednesday: sexy pic for the day

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More Than 900 Workers Have Already Died Building Qatar’s World Cup Infrastructure

http://revolution-news.com/900-workers-already-died-building-qatars-world-cup-infrastructure/

The International Trade Union Confederation says that if conditions don’t improve, at least 4,000 migrants will die before kick-off

In 2022, Qatar will host the World Cup. The host city has already made some waves with its stadium shaped like a certain body part. But what you might not know is that, since 2012, about 900 workers have died while working on infrastructure in Qatar, in a building boom anticipating the World Cup.*

Last month, the Guardian reported that over 400 Nepalese migrant workers had already died at building sites. Between 2010 and 2012 more than 700 workers from India lost their lives working on construction sites in Qatar, too. A report by the International Trade Union Confederation (ITUC) says that if conditions don’t get any better, by the time the World Cup kicks off, at least 4,000 migrant workers will have died on the job.

For comparison, 25 construction workers died during the preparations for Sochi. Only six workers have died during construction for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil that starts this summer. Only eleven men died during the construction of the Golden Gate Bridge in the 1930s. By all measures, the death count in Qatar is extreme.

Robert Booth at the Guardian explains why Qatar is so unusual:

Workers described forced labour in 50C (122F) heat, employers who retain salaries for several months and passports making it impossible for them to leave and being denied free drinking water. The investigation found sickness is endemic among workers living in overcrowded and insanitary conditions and hunger has been reported. Thirty Nepalese construction workers took refuge in the their country’s embassy and subsequently left the country, after they claimed they received no pay.

According to the ITUC, there are already 1.2 million migrant workers in Qatar, and about a million more will probably pour into the country to help with construction. These are essentially slaves, Sharan Burrow from the ITUC told Booth. “Fifa needs to send a very strong and clear message to Qatar that it will not allow the World Cup to be delivered on the back of a system of modern slavery that is the reality for hundreds of thousands of migrant workers there today,” she said.

When presented with the results of the Guardian investigation, a spokesman from Qatar told Booth: “The health, safety, wellbeing and dignity of every worker that contributes to staging the 2022 Fifa World Cup is of the utmost importance to our committee and we are committed to ensuring that the event serves as a catalyst toward creating sustainable improvements to the lives of all workers in Qatar.”

Even 900 deaths during construction is unusual, and Qatar is years away from finishing their work. Chances are more people will die, and, if the ITUC is right, it could be thousands.

*We’ve updated this sentence and the headline to reflect more clearly a change made to one of the Guardian stories cited in the post.

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Grounds for Divorce

A Polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn’t very good, they got along very well.

One day he rushes into a lawyer’s office and asks him to arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer says that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asks him the following questions:

“Have you any grounds?”
“Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.”

“No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
“It made of concrete.”

“I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?”
“No, we have carport, and not need one.”

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

“Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
“We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.”

“Does your wife beat you up?”
“No, I always up before her.”

“Why do you want this divorce?”
“She going to kill me.”

“What makes you think that??”
“I got proof.”

“What kind of proof?”
“She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read English pretty good, and it say:

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Baby Planes

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City
to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, “If big
dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have
baby planes?”

The mother said, “Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the
stewardess.”

So the boy asked the stewardess, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The stewardess responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?”

The boy admitted that this was the case. “Well, then, tell your mother that
there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can
ask your mother to explain it to you.”

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Surprising the Taxi Driver

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for the airport leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said “Are you OK? I’m so sorry, but you scared the living daylights out of me.”

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, “I didn’t realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.”

The driver replied, “No, no, I’m the one who is sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I’ve been driving a hearse for 25 years.”

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