Think About It


I had amnesia once – or twice.

Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to edge his car onto a motorway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

A flashlight is a carrying case for dead batteries.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help “groups”?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.

It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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Victoria’s Secret Angel Outtakes 2015

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From the Files of the Clive White Driving School

It’s a Jeep thing… you wouldn’t understand..

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Merry Christmas

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Santa Bébé New Color HD

A Christmas present for you! The iconic Santa Baby for the first time translated to French by Adele Jacques

Santa Bébé New Color HD from Adele Jacques on Vimeo.

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A Very Sara X-Mas Redux

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These Passengers Think it is a Routine Flight, but Watch What Happens Moments after Landing

If you have ever had to travel by plane during mid- to late-December, you have probably been through some of the worst traveling experiences ever. Inclement weather always seems to bring about delays during that time of year, and crowded airports filled with weary travelers don’t do much to brighten the experience.
During the 2013 holiday season, Canadian airline WestJet took it upon itself to brighten up the mood of those that had to travel. In this video, we see that even airlines can get into the holiday spirit.

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Salience – EBP | Annah

Salience – EBP | Annah 2 from erik blume on Vimeo.

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Butterflymodels Booty Call – November 2015 Edition

Butterflymodels Booty Call – November 2015 Edition from Butterfly Models on Vimeo.

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Olinda Castañeda, especial de Star Wars

Olinda Castañeda, especial de Star Wars from Eduardo Hidalgo on Vimeo.

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Victoria’s Secret Angels Sing 12 Days of Christmas

The Angels put their own spin on the holiday classic in this new video for Victoria’s Secret Holiday 2015.

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Unlikely Friends Napping Together

When I’m having a stressful day, there’s nothing better than browsing through some cute animals pictures to cheer me up. Show me a fluffy rabbit, a puppy, or a cat playing and all my stress of the day melts away. Could anything be better than that? Only a double dose of cuteness. These curled up cuties are all snug and sure to make your heart melt. Enjoy!

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Alcohol Helps Create Fun Nights And Miserable Mornings

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Just weird

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WTF Japan

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How Much Do You Know About Pasta

Let’s be honest, unless you’re a cook or half italian, you’re not going to be completely versed on every pasta type known to man. Today’s infographic will fill you with pasta knowledge you never knew you needed.

Look, I don’t do pasta. It has never been a very prominent dish in my upbringing, and I never knew it’s potential.

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The Daily Cute: Coffee Time

It’s morning, which means everyone around me seems to be reaching for a cup of coffee or strongly caffeinated tea. And while that’s all well and good (read: disconcerting), these animals make coffee cute. Launch the gallery to see them all.

Editor’s Note: Although these photos are adorable, and safely shot, animals should not ingest caffeine, which can be poisonous to dogs and cats.

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The 10 Most Popular Dog and Cat Names Inspired by Star Wars

Is there a Chewy in the house? According to the folks at Banfield Pet Hospital, there’s a good chance of it. In celebration of the highly anticipated December 18 release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, the national veterinary chain pulled from its extensive database of more than 2.7 million pet patients to find out how many were named for characters from the legendary films.

Not only did they discover that Banfield patients’ parents are clearly fans of the series (for many reasons), they learned some are extremely clever with their naming conventions. While there are more than 3,500 pets named Chewy and 330 cats named Luke, we’d venture to guess very few dogs share the pun-tastic names Jabba the Mutt or Boba Fetch.

Read on to see the top Star Wars-inspired dog and cat names, along with some of the most clever tributes to grace the Banfield offices.

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A Groaner

Murder at The Safeway

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as beneficiary, and arranging to have her killed.

A “friend of a friend” put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure that went by the name of “Artie.” Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but he wouldn’t have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife’s insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid something up front. The man opened up his wallet, displaying a single dollar bill that rested inside.

Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man’s wife into the local Safeway grocery store. There he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled onto the scene.

Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well. Unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings was captured by hidden cameras and observed by the store’s security guard, who immediately called the police.

Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the store.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless husband. And that is why the next day in the newspaper, the headlines declared:


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Watch the best news bloopers of 2015!

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