Two fellows from Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon.
After a while the first fellow says to the second, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, “Well, I don’t know about that, but it sure would make us even.”
Redneck’s 12 Children
An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office filling out forms. The welfare officer asks her how many children she has?
“And their names?”
“Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, and Leroy.”
“All named Leroy? Why would you name them all Leroy?”
“That way, when I wants them all to come in from the yard, I just yells ‘LEROY!’, and when I wants them all to come to dinner, I just yells ‘LEROY!'”
“What if you just want a particular one of them to do something?”
“Then I calls him by his last name.”